When your tent flaps are open and you are selling things, anyone can walk through your door. Most people are friendly, warm, and kind, but once in a while you get someone who challenges your patience. Or someone who says the unexpected. And more.
It happens every event and this year's Feast was no exception.
A Crabby Lady
For me, the hardest customers to deal with are those who think they know more than me and aren't afraid to let me know that. I had one of those people come into my tent on Saturday, someone I'll refer to as "Crabby Lady." (Because she was.)
She deigned to drop by Jolis Chevaux in a quest for a new chemise.
CL: Do you have chemises? (grouchy voice)Me: Yes, they are over here on this rack.
CL: These are cotton. Where are the linen? They should be made from linen, you know. (Pawing through the chemises one at a time.)
Me: I don't have any linen at the moment, and actually chemises were also made from cotton like these are.
CL: Humph (and a bit of a glare at me.)
CL: Paw, paw, paw.
CL: These sleeves are too long. (Holding a chemise against her arm.)
Me: No, they will hit you right under the elbow just as they should.
CL: Humph. (Holds the sleeve up to her arm again and discovers that I am right. Turns back to the rack and says nothing.)
CL: Paw, paw, paw.
CL: (Abruptly) How much are they?
Me: $65 (and instantly realizing that that is wrong; they're actually $70. But I keep quiet about my error at this point.)
CL: Eyebrows raise and an incredulous look at me as though I am bilking her out of every penny she has. (For the record, I have price checked before setting my prices and I know my prices are very reasonable.)
CL: Humph. I'll try this one on. (Trying to get it on over her head and her hat, jacket, petticoats, and very prominent bum roll.)
Me: Here, how about I help you.CL: (Shortly) I've got it.
Me: (Stepping in anyway to carefully pull the chemise down over that hefty bum roll so that she doesn't tear the fabric of my chemise.)
CL: Okay. I'll take it. (I don't even ask if she wants help and step in to help her reverse the process to get it off.)
CL: (Folding the chemise up.) How much did you say it was?
Me: I misspoke. I said $65 but it's actually $70.
CL: Big glare.
Me: I will stand by the $65 I originally said.
CL: Well, you should! Look at these seams! None of them are finished! They should be.
Me: (Internal sigh and an eye roll that I mask. The seams have been trimmed and pressed; they are fine.)
CL: I'll still take it but I'm going to have to finish these seams.
Me: (Thinking in my mind.) No, you won't. They are historically fine as is and I can't see you taking the time to do that. If you can finish seams the way I think you want them finished, then 1) you would be able to make your own chemises, and 2) you'd be complaining because I'd be charging $200 for a hand finished chemise!)
Crabby Lady paid for the chemise and left. I wasn't sad to see her go.
Tick, tick, tick, tick.
The next day.
Crabby Lady walks into my tent and strikes a fashion model pose. I can see the sleeves of her chemise poking out from under the jacket she is wearing, and it is the chemise I'd made and she'd bought yesterday.
Me: Well, hello! You're back.
CL: A faint smile. Do you have any more of these? I need a size...
Paw, paw, paw.
Me: (To self) She smiled! She smiled at me!
CL: And can I get the next one for half price since I bought one yesterday?
Me: (Biting my tongue) Count to ten, Lynn. Count to ten...
Honey, Your Foot is in Your Mouth...
Several friends were hanging out in my tent and chatting with me and each other. The subject of me being unable to sell maple cakes this year because only the volunteer food booths would be allowed to do so came up.
One of my living history friends, a younger man, was very angry on my behalf. And he wasn't afraid to express his opinion to those in my tent (including me.)
"Can you believe it??" he said with incredulity. "Can you imagine not letting a sweet little old lady sell her maple cakes?? It makes me furious!"There was total silence in the tent as all eyes turned to me. (Except his; he was rather clueless as to the slip of the tongue he'd just made.)
Realizing that it was an inadvertent slip, this "sweet little old lady" caught the humor in it and I smiled, ignoring the comment, and everyone else visibly relaxed.
But there were glints of humor in more than one pair of eyes and I am still waiting for the other shoe to drop. I bet you dollars to donuts that one of those folks is going to call me "sweet little old lady" just to tease me! LOL
Don't Argue with the Beignet Girls
Sweetest girls, no pun intended. They started Feast Saturday off by bringing me beignets and arguing about payment. I insisted, they came back later to see me with more beignets and declined payment when I tried to pay, and a pattern was begun.
At one point they were coming hourly with a new offering of beignets. (I had so many I started sharing them with customers and friends who were hanging out with me.)While I was grateful that I could get my favorite Feast treat for free, I was also aware that the beignet booth was a fundraiser for their troop so that they could do activities. It was only right that I pay, and so the arguments continued every time a Scout came over bearing beignets.
Around noon I looked up and saw Dennis, the Scoutmaster striding over to my tent, holding more beignets.
Dennis?? Why was he coming - he was so busy at the booth! There were double lines to their tent and those lines wrapped all the way beyond the tent line!
He walked in, handed the beignets to me, and before I could say anything, said loudly, "NO PAYMENT!" while looking me straight in the eyes.
Okay. Back off, Lynn. Sometimes someone wants to do something nice for you and clearly that troop wanted me to have free beignets. And so I quit arguing (although I did offer to pay a time or two more.)
Thanks, Troop 619. I will pass your kindness on.
Feeling the Vibes
The Feast of the Hunters' Moon draws folks from all walks of life to Ouiatenon. I love interacting with people I might not cross paths with except at a major event like this one. It's fun to meet, chat, and enjoy learning about other ways to live your life, cultures that are different from mine, and more.
Sunday afternoon a young man and woman walked into my tent. Smiling and friendly, I never learned their names, but they were anxious to tell me how much they were loving being at the Feast.
"The energy out here is so strong. The vibes! I feel so alive! So energized!" crowed the young man exuberantly, smiling at me as he threw his arms out to the sides of his body.
The woman smiled and nodded in agreement.
"Can you feel it?" he asked me. "It is so strong! I think all these people here are having a good time and putting out the vibes. The energy is everywhere. I love it!"
"I'm glad you are enjoying yourselves and joining us here at Ouiatenon today," I said with a smile. I didn't feel any energy or vibes (honestly, I felt slow and tired at that point in the day) but clearly the man was genuinely happy and excited, and it made me happy to see that.
"You know, the energy is just so strong out here. And oh, wow, your eyes are just popping. Your eyelashes are simply GORGEOUS!" he complimented me unexpectedly.
Well. What do you say to that? It was a heartfelt compliment, and while it surprised me, I knew he was sincere. (Although I was wondering - I had put mascara on that morning but surely it wasn't very visible by that time of the day, was it?)
"Your eyes really are popping," he repeated, and the woman again smiled and nodded in agreement. They wished me a good day and left my tent.
I pulled my phone out, turned the camera on, and flipped the lens so I could use it as a mirror. I did not see what he was seeing. (The photo above is a clip from a photo taken with Lusia and Tim earlier that day. I still don't see it.)
But you know what? Neither did I feel the energy or vibes he was experiencing himself, but I did feel a warmth in my heart that two people would walk into my tent and be so friendly, and then leave me with such a kind compliment.
This sweet little old lady, full of beignets, working on her patience, and with eyes popping, had a terrific Feast. And for the record, she plans to continue wearing her mascara every day because apparently it makes a difference!
Stay 'tooned!