Did I have an afternoon. I was practically panicking and so distracted, I could hardly focus on teaching.
I LOST THE KIDS' MIDTERM PROGRESS REPORTS.
I worked on them during lunch, and then turned them face down on my desk when the students came in for the afternoon. A half hour later I went to put them in a different location, and they were GONE.
At first I just thought I'd put them in another pile. I searched my desktop, then the shelves behind my desk.
Nothing.
At this point I started getting worried. Then I remembered that Mr. MacLaverty, our clerical aide, had grabbed some things off my desk to xerox for me. He must've grabbed them, too, right?
Nope. I even searched around the xerox machine, and he came in and looked around the room with me. No midterms.
Now I was upset. How could I have lost them? And of course, I then made a BIG LEAP and, because my Dad had had it, began thinking, "Alzheimer's Disease! Maybe I have it."
Yeah, I know, that's a huuuuuge leap, skipping over steps such as,
I have 31 kids in this room and lots to keep track of, and,
Everyone loses things occasionally.
No, all I could think of was that I might have Alzheimers.
When the bell rang at 3:25, I asked Nancy in the room next door if she had a moment to help me. I must've looked very upset because she gasped and said, "What's happened.?"
"I lost my kids' midterms!" I wailed.
Her eyebrows went up and I continued, "I know it's silly, but I am worried this may be a sign of Alzheimers."
Nancy's eyebrows went down and a look of understanding crossed her face. She grabbed me in a hug and said, "Let me tell you what I lost and forgot today!" And she ran down a long list of eye glasses, a pencil, some papers, a book, etc.
"Lynn, we ALL lose things. It's the nature of the job, especially with classes this large."
She then offered to come into my room and help find them.
And find them we did. In a stack of student labels that I had filed. They must've gotten shuffled into the labels when I was working on the midterms.
Sheepishly, I thanked Nancy and admitted that I knew I had made a huge leap and over-reacted. She hugged me again and reassured me that, with Alzheimers in the family, that was understandable. She then admonished me for expecting too much perfection out of myself.
Hmmm, isn't that the lecture I occasionally give a student or two? Maybe I need to learn lesson that myself.
Better go stuff those midterms into their envelopes and be done with 'em!